Hakhmakhistan is the home country of Phil,Tootsie, Mika, and the Prince of Hakhmakhistan
- In Hakhmakhistan, Mika's appearance is consider ugly as Phil points out that the beautiful women have a unibrow, a hairy nose and a tail.
- The Christmas song in Hakhmakistan is called "Deck the Halls With Slimy Eels" Here are the lyrics: Deck the halls with slimy eels! Falalalalalala! Ride the yak until it squeals! Falalalalalalala! Camels snorting, sand crabs snapping! Falalalalalala! As seen is Oh, Christmas Nuts!