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“Fat Chance”
Season 1, Episode 2 (2)
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Information
Air Date

June 14, 2011

Writer(s)

Dan O'Keefe

Director

Eric Dean Seaton

Episode Guide
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Wasabi Warriors

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Dummy Dancing

Fat Chance is the second episode of season one of Kickin' It. It first aired on June 14, 2011. It features the only appearance of Yoshi Nakamura.

Plot

After Milton almost falls trying to place his spelling bee trophy next to Jack's gymnastics one, he is caught by one of the janitors, who the kids eventually find out is a former sumo wrestler. After getting him fired because Kim asked to see his victory dance (Nakamura Stomp), the kids decide to help get him back into wrestling by inadvertently having him wrestle the guy who cost him his title. Meanwhile, Rudy fights with Lonnie from Reptile World over the basement. Lonnie tricks Rudy into locking him out of the basement but later gets crushed by Nakamura.

Cast

Trivia

  • Fights: Sumo fight Nakamura vs. Yamazaki

Quotes

Milton: Wanna know who just won the district wide spelling bee? here's a clue M.E

Jerry: Meh?

Milton: Its me you toad.


Eddie: What is that?

Milton: The trophy I won, its a bronze bee.

Kim: I've got fillings bigger than that thing.

Milton: I wrote a little filly name prospecacous all the way to the finish line.


Jack: It wasn't really a routine I was just trying to move fast enough so no one would notice I was wearing a unitard. When you wear one of the things even when you win, you lose.


Jack: I told you it was a one time deal. I win your trophy and you get a little visit from the wedgie wizard [Jerry].

Jerry: [Puts powder on his hands]. Just go with it, hold this. [Gives the powder to Kim]. '[Gives wedgie]

Teacher: [High voice] Is that all you got punk?


Milton: You know you're just a little bee with broken wings but you my friend are gonna hang with the big dogs.

Milton: [falls]

Nakamura: [catches him]

Milton: If your my guardian angel you sir are awesome at your job.


Kim: So you didn't notice a 600 pound custodian, but you did notice when Donna Tobin changed her ponytail from left to right.

Jack: Ok first it was right to left, second it wasn't a ponytail it was a french braid. Third maybe if that custodian had legs like Donna Tobin I would have noticed him too.


Rudy: [Starts crying and pulling hankies out from his hand]

Jerry: I don't know how he's doing that man but its freaking me out.


Kim: This place looks like a crazy old cat lady lives here.

Rudy: Okay that is a bit of an exaggeration.

Kim: [Opens his closet and lots of stuff fall out including a cat]

Rudy: Okay, that is not my cat. [whispers] Are you coming Tip Tip?


Lonnie: I may have just let a bearded skink slip out.

Rudy: Why can't you just say you have passed gas like everyone else?


Rudy: They can carry my dead body out of there [lisp] and I will still stay there to make my point ahhh holy smoke I'm on fire!


Jerry: Bringing gifts to custodians. What's next asking the crossing guard to the prom?

Eddie: I already tried that, but she just wants to be friends.


Jack: Do you know what this means? [looking at Nakamura's sumo poster]

Jerry: I know exactly what this means, our custodian's king of the babies.


Milton: Mr. Nakamura, I just want to thank you for saving my life the other day.

Nakamura: That's what I do mop up pudding barf, collect trash, and catch flying boys. I'm living the dream.


Nakamura: You either change your diet or use the bathroom at home Jerry.

Jerry: Wait you know my name?

Nakamura: In the Janitors room we call you the bowl buster.

Jerry: You hear that you guys I am the bowl buster whoo.


Jack: Yea that match where you lost you diaper thing and kept fighting that was awesome and disturbing but mostly awesome.


Rudy: Guys group meeting umm why is Weepy McHugey still here?


Nakamura: You guys talking pears over there?

Kim: There's no pears darling.


Jack: He lost his life savings.

Rudy: Wow how'd he do that?

Jack: He went on a game show called are you willing to lose your life savings.


Jack: We just gotta find a way to get you back on the horse [talking to Nakamura]

Jerry: Uhh Jack it'd probably be safer if the horse got on his back.


Jack:So get out of there and win it. [slaps Nakamura] Oh, skin on skin. Awkaaaard.

Photo Gallery

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Kickin' It Episodes
Season One
Wasabi Warriors | Fat Chance | Dummy Dancing | Dojo Day Afternoon | Swords and Magic
Road to Wasabi | All the Wrong Moves | Ricky Weaver | Wax on, Wax off | The Commercial | Kung Fu Cop
Boo Gi Nights | Clash of the Titans | Badge of Honor | The Great Escape | Dude, Where's My Sword?
Breaking Board | Reality Fights | Kickin' It in China | The Wrath of Swan | Rowdy Rudy
Season Two
Rock'em Sock'em Rudy | My Left Foot | We are Family | Eddie Cries Uncle | Skate Rat | Capture the Flag
It Take Two To Tangle | Buddyguards | Dojo Day Care | Indiana Eddie | Kim of Kong | Kickin' It Old School
The Chosen One | Hit the Road Jack | A Slip Down Memory Lane | Wedding Crashers
Wazombie Warriors | Sole Brothers | All the President's Friends | New Jack City | Karate Games
Kickin' It On Our Own | Oh, Christmas Nuts!
Season Three
Spyfall | Dueling Dojos | Glove Hurts | The Sub Sinker | Meet the McKrupnicks | Witless Protection
Jack Stands Alone | Two Dates and a Funeral | Win, Lose or Ty | Sensei and Sensibility | Gabby's Gold
The New Girl | Fawlty Temple | Seaford, We Have a Problem | Temple of Doom | Mama Mima
Home Alone at School | School of Jack | Queen of Karts | How Bobby Got His Groove Back
Return of Spyfall | Wasabi Forever
Season Four
The Boys are Back in Town | Gold Diggers | From Zeros to Heroes | The Stang | Nerd With a Cape
RV There Yet? | Invasion of the Ghost Pirates | The Amazing Krupnick | The Battle of Seaford Hill
Fight at the Museum | Tightroping the Shark | Full Metal Jack | Martinez & Malone: Mall Cops!
Seaford Hustle | Kickin’ It In The Office | Bringing Down The House | You Don't Know Jack
The Grandmaster

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