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“Dummy Dancing”
Season 1, Episode 3 (3)
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Information
Air Date

June 15, 2011

Writer(s)

Byron Kavanaugh

Director

Sean McNamara

Episode Guide
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Fat Chance

Next

Dojo Day Afternoon

Dummy Dancing is the third episode in season one of Kickin' It. It aired on June 15, 2011 in the United States.

Plot

Truman, a bratty kid whose dad controls and own the mall's security faculties, captures an embarrasing video of Eddie practicing for the school dance with a punching dummy in a wig and cherry lip gloss. In order to protect Eddie from online embarrassment from Truman, the crew bands together and uses Jack's martial arts skills combined with Jerry's communication with dog skills to sneak into Truman's dad's office and obtain the evidence of the video. Meanwhile, Lonnie's pet Brazilian Monkey Lizard eats Rudy's prized grain of rice. The iguana only poops once a year, so they try to get it back by tricking the iguana into thinking the seasons are changing, causing the iguana to poop out the rice.

Cast

Trivia

  • Leo Howard (Jack) does his own moves to get across the lasers. He does not use a stunt double.
  • Jerry is wearing a shirt from the American Death Metal band, Job For A Cowboy, during some of this episode.
  • Truman has three nipples.
  • This is the first time Joan has appeared.
  • Jack and Eddie are yellow belts while Kim and Rudy are black belts and Milton and Jerry are white belts.

Pranks

  • Grease on Milton's tray
  • Dye Jerry's hair pink
  • Glue Kim with sticky paper
  • Bleu cheese in Jack's cologne

Quotes

Jack: Oh yeah, waxy Wednesday where plastic trays meet a freshly buffed floors and legends are born.


Eddie: Hey guys, I got the trays.

Kim: Any problems getting past Marge the Lunch Lady?

Eddie: Nah, she said they don't pay her enough to care.


Kim: Hey, shouldn't you be in detention for putting a toll booth in the boy's bathroom?

Jerry: I should be, but when you sit me in the back and leave the window open, I'm what they call a flight risk.


Milton: Prepare the new world champion Milton 'the missile' Krupnick. [Takes clothes off revealing a unitard]

Jerry: Dude, eat a sandwich.


Milton: Truman, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny.

Truman: Well, that'll be your first date ever. [laughs]

Milton: Ha, ha, ha, very funny. You're about to see my skid marks. OK, I thought that was gonna sound different when it came out...


Milton: [Has planets all over him from crashing into a paper mache'd solar system] Looks like Saturn is now lodged in the dark side of the moon.


Jerry: [Comes out of the bathroom with pink hair screaming]

Kim: Hold on, something's different. Wait, don't tell me... new bathrobe?

Jerry: It's my hair! This is what I get for showering!


Eddie : Dude, you shampoo your leg hair?

Jerry: [Has pink dye all over his legs] Bro, when I shampoo, I'm all in.


Truman: See you around, Pinky.

Jerry: Pinky?! Why would anyone call me Pinky?!

Jack: [plucks Jerry's hair and shows him]

Jerry: Ah, I get it.


Rudy: Flawless.

Lonnie: It's breathtaking.

Rudy: Perfection.

Lonnie: I don't know what we're looking at.

Rudy: It's a single grain of rice. I spent over a thousand dollars on it. A Tibetian monk spent a year engraving the Wasabi Code on it.

Lonnie: I once wrote my name on a corndog with mustard, but then I ate it, so I really can't prove it.

Rudy: Lonnie, you could never appreciate such a precious piece of art. You own a reptile store and your car has a tail. [Lizard eats his rice] No, no. That did NOT just happen.

Lonnie: It sure did. Well, we'll see you around.

Rudy: No, no, you open your girlfriend's mouth, 'cause I am going in!

Lonnie: Would you just relax? It'll come out in her poop.


Lonnie: You seriously think you can outsmart a lizard?

Rudy: It sleeps in a sock and its best friend is a stick, so I'm gonna go with a yes.


Rudy: It sounded like that thing just laughed at me.

Lonnie: Don' t be ridiculous, lizards don't know how to laugh. [turns to lizard] You are so bad.


Rudy: I guess that's what happens when time passes and the season changes... almost makes you wanna poop.

Lonnie: Don't rush it.


Lonnie: How's the turkey?

Rudy: I don't know, stuffing's pretty good.

Lonnie: It's Lenor's favorite- its got meal worms in it.


Jerry: Grease hair dye, sticky paper, blue cheese... sounds like my grandmother's medicine cabinet.

Milton: If I were you, I rolled myself up in bubble wrap and sit in the basement. I did that when my dad showed me my own birth video. Do you guys have any idea where we come from?

Eddie: My mother told me it was a pumpkin patch.

Milton: I wish.


Milton: We'll be the last thing you see at night and the first thing you see in the morning... how do you like your eggs?


Kim: Do you know what you did to me?! That paper was so sticky I lost four freckles and half an eyebrow!

Jerry: And a clown keeps following me asking me where I got my hair done!


Milton: Truman's gonna be sorry he messed with us. When you poke a bear, do you know what happens? ....Seriously, does anybody know?


Jerry: Wait, how do you know the lizard isn't Jewish and celebrates Hanukkah?

Lonnie: We don't.

Rudy: Hanukkah, Hanukkah, ha ha ha ha ha, Hanukkah and a happy Kwanzaa too... Just covering my bases.. don't you think its time for you to poo?


Jerry: See, I don't know if you know this about me, but... uh, I was partially raised by wolves.

Kim: That actually explains a lot.

Jerry: Check it. [Howls] [Wolves howl in the background] Those are my peeps!


Joan: Did you say hottest new celebrity workout?

Kim: Yeah, it combines Karate with pilates. It's called -uh... Karatelates!


Jerry: [Talking to the dog] Yo, what up dog? Yeah, you and I, we like the same things. Chasing cats, chewing on slippers and dragging our butts across the carpet.


Milton: Truman has 4 brothers, he's claimed to have kissed 7 girls... lying. And he has three nipples.

Jack: You made that last one up, didn't you?

Milton: No, he swims in my Y.
Jack and Kim in Dummy Dancing


Jerry: The thing about me is I'm pretty tough, but I also have a sensitive side. My perfect date would end with a moonlight walk on the beach.

Joan: What are you doing with my dog?

Jerry: Oh, I'm just getting to know her.

Joan: You know he's a boy, right?

Jerry: This is really awkward.

Joan: It is for all of us.

Video Gallery

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Kickin' It - Episode - Dummy Dancing







Photo Gallery

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Kickin' It Episodes
Season One
Wasabi Warriors | Fat Chance | Dummy Dancing | Dojo Day Afternoon | Swords and Magic
Road to Wasabi | All the Wrong Moves | Ricky Weaver | Wax on, Wax off | The Commercial | Kung Fu Cop
Boo Gi Nights | Clash of the Titans | Badge of Honor | The Great Escape | Dude, Where's My Sword?
Breaking Board | Reality Fights | Kickin' It in China | The Wrath of Swan | Rowdy Rudy
Season Two
Rock'em Sock'em Rudy | My Left Foot | We are Family | Eddie Cries Uncle | Skate Rat | Capture the Flag
It Take Two To Tangle | Buddyguards | Dojo Day Care | Indiana Eddie | Kim of Kong | Kickin' It Old School
The Chosen One | Hit the Road Jack | A Slip Down Memory Lane | Wedding Crashers
Wazombie Warriors | Sole Brothers | All the President's Friends | New Jack City | Karate Games
Kickin' It On Our Own | Oh, Christmas Nuts!
Season Three
Spyfall | Duelling Dojos | Glove Hurts | The Sub Sinker | Meet the McKrupnicks | Witless Protection
Jack Stands Alone | Two Dates and a Funeral | Win, Lose or Ty | Sensei and Sensibility | Gabby's Gold
The New Girl | Fawlty Temple | Seaford, We Have a Problem | Temple of Doom | Mama Mima
Home Alone at School | School of Jack | Queen of Karts | How Bobby Got His Groove Back
Return of Spyfall | Wasabi Forever
Season Four
The Boys are Back in Town | Gold Diggers | From Zeros to Heroes | The Stang | Nerd With a Cape
RV There Yet? | Invasion of the Ghost Pirates | The Amazing Krupnick | The Battle of Seaford Hill
Fight at the Museum | Tightroping the Shark | Full Metal Jack | Martinez & Malone: Mall Cops!
Seaford Hustle | The Grandmaster

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